Before you start reading this article, it is worth noting
that one of Somaliland favourite poster boys have just been promoted to
the newly concocted Ministry of Rehabilitation’s top post. Ladies and
gentlemen, say hello to Somaliland’s Minister of Rehab. Mr. Xagla-Tosiye. More on this later! But before we delve into the business of mercenaries_thugs for hire_ or
front-men and
their guns and drugs that together make up the largest exports of
Somaliland products into Khatumo State, We will first examine how small
business owners in Lasanod fare against their counterparts in the hunt
for international development business grants. Shall we… Let’s go !
I was reading this article about an initiative called Somaliland
Business Fund which according to the funding guidelines is designed to
stimulate the private sector economy in the region. Funded by the World
Band and Danish Development Agency, this project is managed by a UK
based consultancy firm called Landell Mills.
“Waxaanu bixinaynaa
deeqo u dhexeeya $5000 ilaa $150,000 mashaariicda maalgalinaysa hanti
maguurto ah ama wanaajinaysa habka ganacsiga ama labadaba”. claims the translation of this document.
While local businesses from the cities of Hargaisa, Burco, Berbera
and Borama are expected to apply for these business grants, small and
medium sized businesses in Lasanod are expected to lose out even though
they are allegedly under the Somaliland administration; thanks to
Hargaisa Administration’s business licensing body that calls for
“Experience” as one of the criteria upon which these grants will be
distributed. _For example, the length of time a horticultural seller
owns a license translates into business experience and because Bura’o,
Hargeisa, Gabiley or Boorame districts have been under Somaliland
administration for more than 10 years before Las anod was captured by
Somaliland forces, they are expected to amass the lion’s share of the
funds. Despite being the trading centre of Khatumo’s Horticultural
business, boasting large volumes of livestock exports, lasanod is poised
to lose out. No Business in
Sool region is expected to see a
dime of this funding as the so called “experience” factor clearly
favours cities such as Burco Hargaisa Borama or Gabiley, over and above
Lasanod simply because it was not occupied long enough.
Let’s get high a bit and for a moment look at a different kind of a business; From our neighbors in the
North, the city of Lasanod imports about 3 lorries of the stimulant drug
Khat every
day. With each lorry containing 280 mini-bundles that make up 70 full
bundles, neatly filling in about 40 sacks; that is a monthly consumption
of 25,200 bundles or 302,400 bundles a year. At 40,000 Sh/som. or 2
dollars a bundle, Lasanod natives jew up $ 604,800.00 (USD) worth of
Khat annually. Quite a lot of cash that is permanently spit out of this
city’s economy, never to be exchanged for any other goods _Until the
following year when the same amount of money makes its way out to the
North again. Interestingly, recent reports from Lasanod indicate that for the first time
khat prices
have depreciated significantly thus, resulting in more people to
afford. Some business analysts attribute this reduction in price to
stiff competition by the thugs who broker this business while some _as
conspiratorial as they may seem_would logically see this as a deliberate
subsidy to drug more of the
natives of Lasanod.
Moreover, into the ideology spectrum and the fervor of the so called
Somaliland electioneering, a political party paradoxically dubbed “
Xaqsoor”
was recently exported to lasanod showcasing a large entourage of
land-cruiser Suv’s. The deputy party leader who hails from Khatumo
region pronounced to a handful of hand picked cheering crowd: “let’s get
our rightful piece of the Hargaisa pie” _perhaps a piece of pie that
only the speaker seemed to know and benefit. Sadly some in the crowd
appeared to naively believe the existence of such a pie. Remember
Hapless Keyse_ the so called leader of Hargaisa’s comical _now defunct
_SSC political party, and how after two years he is still in the amnesia
of “bringing projects” to Widh-Widh area or Fuad Adan Ade’s admission
to a Xargaga Online interview in which he said “Over the past 4 years,
Sland has not carried out one single project in lasanod”.
The
fact remains that Lasanod’s residents suffer from obliterated and
shattered hospital infrastructure; broken beds, no birthing wards and even TB patients rely on food rations from family members. Little NGO money trickles down to this hospital.
Thanks in part to the fat cat administrators in Hargaisa who controlMerci USA’s donations destined specifically to Lasanod Hospital.
Furthermore, let’s examine Haglo-tosiye’s latest “projects” and see
if there is any business incentives for Khatumo folks in Cayn region.
Starting with his recent trip to Hargaisa. Would Haglo’s import business
include medical equipments for the hospital he built as an independent
Darwiish ? Would he participate and help lead Buhodle Airport
construction projects ? or would he accept handouts from his masters who
are trigger happy to empower him with a new SNM Militia post designed
to create instability in the Cayn region? Haglo-Tosiye clearly seems to
have been drinking Somaliland’s Koolaid as he has just been_ as of three
minutes ago into this article_ named Somaliland’s Minister of
Rahabilitation; ouch!!! Would he make any attempts to return to his
native Buhoodle! only this time as the newest thug in charge of
exporting secessionist ideology to historical
Kalshaale and
Maygaagle.Only time will tell. However, if you bet on the latter developments of Haglo, here is why you might just be right:
See…In January of 2012, at the
Sool Sanaag and
Cayn Grand Congress in
Taleex,
Haglo-tosiye narrated an inspirational story; A story about how he
hired and paid Medical Doctors from India but could not get them to come
to Buhodle due to deliberate bureaucratic obstructions by both PLand
and Sland. His attempts to use Somaliland as a trustee for importing
these MD’s from India were thwarted by Hargaisa’s propaganda and scare
tactics, thus leading the Indian government’s embassy officials to deny
Visas to their MD’s who would otherwise be willing to work in the SSC
region’s Buhodle Hospital. As a result, due to lack of Medical
expertise and supports, many Buhodle patients would later be transported
to Galkao for advanced medical treatments while many more would never
make the long trek to Pland as they lost their lives helplessly in Cayn
region. According to modern Natural Justice terms, this act actually
qualifies to be no less than a mass murder by causation.
Additionally, as the Kalshaale and Sooljoogto Military stand-offs seem to cool off,
A different kind of mass murder evidence was recently uncovered at the water reservoirs of Shangalle and Sool-jogto in Khatumo region. This
time not by lack of access to badly needed medical treatments but by
bullets of a bully. Will Khatumo folks continue to be divided, hired to
kill each other, or be at a quagmire in the interest of a secessionist
ideology that is the anti-thesis of the SSC Darwiish DNA? Will khatumo
folks continue to be traditionally the loyal clientele that Somaliland
companies are so used to; haplessly adding value to Businesses that are
clearly favored and openly funded by development dollars? Or is there an
alternative !
Will Khatumo folks in Lasanod continue munching in mouth-fulls of
Khat, believing that someday somehow they will jew their way out of the
current economic and political paralysis over-shadowing their once proud
City? Despite Lasanod community’s daily struggles for basic
necessities, The Hargaisa administration is adamant to favour
perceptions of a military occupation of a piece of colonially charted
land over and above the humans that rightfully inhabited it for
centuries. From designing unequal business funding distributions, unfair
trade balances to willful blindness of crumbling hospitals, the SNM
militia will continue to push and fund its ideology in Lasanod through
dollars raised from Lasanod.
The three stooges/thugs of Ina-Jeni-yare, ina-Cambashe and Ina-Habsade who
are currently in the business of terror-control in lasanod seem to be
all illiterate and oblivious to the malice of the Somaliland’s newest
mantra_I will provide you with my bombs and bazookas but never my businesses.
However, whether or not Hagla-tosiye joins the above thugs, one thing
is clear: While Khatumo’s new generation of business entrepreneurs and
social service administrators organize and gain steam,
the boys of kalshaale’s federal fever remains too hot for any cold secessionist ideology.
God Bless Khatumo State of Somalia
We are the Ones We have been Waiting for!
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