 Before you start reading this article, it is worth noting 
that one of Somaliland favourite poster boys have just been promoted to 
the newly concocted Ministry of Rehabilitation’s top post. Ladies and 
gentlemen, say hello to Somaliland’s Minister of Rehab. Mr. Xagla-Tosiye. More on this later!
Before you start reading this article, it is worth noting 
that one of Somaliland favourite poster boys have just been promoted to 
the newly concocted Ministry of Rehabilitation’s top post. Ladies and 
gentlemen, say hello to Somaliland’s Minister of Rehab. Mr. Xagla-Tosiye. More on this later! But before we delve into the business of mercenaries_thugs for hire_ or 
front-men and
 their guns and drugs that together make up the largest exports of 
Somaliland products into Khatumo State, We will first examine how small 
business owners in Lasanod fare against their counterparts in the hunt 
for international development business grants. Shall we… Let’s go !
I was reading this article about an initiative called Somaliland 
Business Fund which according to the funding guidelines is designed to 
stimulate the private sector economy in the region. Funded by the World 
Band and Danish Development Agency, this project is managed by a UK 
based consultancy firm called Landell Mills. 
“Waxaanu bixinaynaa 
deeqo u dhexeeya $5000 ilaa $150,000 mashaariicda maalgalinaysa hanti 
maguurto ah ama wanaajinaysa habka ganacsiga ama labadaba”. claims the translation of this document.
While local businesses from the cities of Hargaisa, Burco, Berbera 
and Borama are expected to apply for these business grants, small and 
medium sized businesses in Lasanod are expected to lose out even though 
they are allegedly under the Somaliland administration; thanks to 
Hargaisa Administration’s business licensing body that calls for 
“Experience” as one of the criteria upon which these grants will be 
distributed. _For example, the length of time a horticultural seller 
owns a license translates into business experience and because Bura’o, 
Hargeisa, Gabiley or Boorame districts have been under Somaliland 
administration for more than 10 years before Las anod was captured by 
Somaliland forces, they are expected to amass the lion’s share of the 
funds. Despite being the trading centre of Khatumo’s Horticultural 
business, boasting large volumes of livestock exports, lasanod is poised
 to lose out. No Business in 
Sool region is expected to see a 
dime of this funding as the so called “experience” factor clearly 
favours cities such as Burco Hargaisa Borama or Gabiley, over and above 
Lasanod simply because it was not occupied long enough.
Let’s get high a bit and for a moment look at a different kind of a business; From our neighbors in the
North, the city of Lasanod imports about 3 lorries of the stimulant drug 
Khat every
 day. With each lorry containing 280 mini-bundles that make up 70 full 
bundles, neatly filling in about 40 sacks; that is a monthly consumption
 of 25,200 bundles or 302,400 bundles a year. At 40,000 Sh/som. or 2 
dollars a bundle, Lasanod natives jew up $ 604,800.00 (USD) worth of 
Khat annually. Quite a lot of cash that is permanently spit out of this 
city’s economy, never to be exchanged for any other goods _Until the 
following year when the same amount of money makes its way out to the 
North again. Interestingly, recent reports from Lasanod indicate that for the first time 
khat prices
 have depreciated significantly thus, resulting in more people to 
afford. Some business analysts attribute this reduction in price to 
stiff competition by the thugs who broker this business while some _as 
conspiratorial as they may seem_would logically see this as a deliberate
 subsidy to drug more of the 
natives of Lasanod.
Moreover, into the ideology spectrum and the fervor of the so called 
Somaliland electioneering, a political party paradoxically dubbed “
Xaqsoor”
 was recently exported to lasanod showcasing a large entourage of 
land-cruiser Suv’s. The deputy party leader who hails from Khatumo 
region pronounced to a handful of hand picked cheering crowd: “let’s get
 our rightful piece of the Hargaisa pie” _perhaps a piece of pie that 
only the speaker seemed to know and benefit. Sadly some in the crowd 
appeared to naively believe the existence of such a pie. Remember 
Hapless Keyse_ the so called leader of Hargaisa’s comical _now defunct 
_SSC political party, and how after two years he is still in the amnesia
 of “bringing projects” to Widh-Widh area or Fuad Adan Ade’s admission 
to a Xargaga Online interview in which he said “Over the past 4 years, 
Sland has not carried out one single project in lasanod”. 
The
 fact remains that Lasanod’s residents suffer from  obliterated and 
shattered hospital infrastructure; broken beds, no birthing wards and even TB patients rely on food rations from family members. Little NGO money trickles down to this hospital. 
Thanks in part to the fat cat administrators in Hargaisa who controlMerci USA’s donations destined specifically to Lasanod Hospital.
Furthermore, let’s examine Haglo-tosiye’s latest “projects” and see 
if there is any business incentives for Khatumo folks in Cayn region. 
Starting with his recent trip to Hargaisa. Would Haglo’s import business
 include medical equipments for the hospital he built as an independent 
Darwiish ? Would he participate and help lead Buhodle Airport 
construction projects ? or would he accept handouts from his masters who
 are trigger happy to empower him with a new SNM Militia post designed 
to create instability in the Cayn region? Haglo-Tosiye clearly seems to 
have been drinking Somaliland’s Koolaid as he has just been_ as of three
 minutes ago into this article_ named Somaliland’s Minister of 
Rahabilitation; ouch!!! Would he make any attempts to return to his 
native Buhoodle! only this time as the newest thug in charge of 
exporting secessionist ideology to historical 
Kalshaale and 
Maygaagle.Only time will tell. However, if you bet on the latter developments of Haglo, here is why you might just be right:
See…In January of 2012, at the 
Sool Sanaag and 
Cayn Grand Congress in 
Taleex,
 Haglo-tosiye narrated an inspirational story; A story about how he 
hired and paid Medical Doctors from India but could not get them to come
 to Buhodle due to deliberate bureaucratic obstructions by both PLand 
and Sland. His attempts to use Somaliland as a trustee for importing 
these MD’s from India were thwarted by Hargaisa’s propaganda and scare 
tactics, thus leading the Indian government’s embassy officials to deny 
Visas to their MD’s who would otherwise be willing to work in the SSC 
region’s Buhodle Hospital.  As a result, due to lack of Medical 
expertise and supports, many Buhodle patients would later be transported
 to Galkao for advanced medical treatments while many more would never 
make the long trek to Pland as they lost their lives helplessly in Cayn 
region. According to modern Natural Justice terms, this act actually 
qualifies to be no less than a mass murder by causation.
Additionally, as the Kalshaale and Sooljoogto Military stand-offs seem to cool off, 
A different kind of mass murder evidence was recently uncovered at the water reservoirs of Shangalle and Sool-jogto in Khatumo region. This
 time not by lack of access to badly needed medical treatments but by 
bullets of a bully. Will Khatumo folks continue to be divided, hired to 
kill each other, or be at a quagmire in the interest of a secessionist 
ideology that is the anti-thesis of the SSC Darwiish DNA? Will khatumo 
folks continue to be traditionally the loyal clientele that Somaliland 
companies are so used to; haplessly adding value to Businesses that are 
clearly favored and openly funded by development dollars? Or is there an
 alternative !
Will Khatumo folks in Lasanod continue munching in mouth-fulls of 
Khat, believing that someday somehow they will jew their way out of the 
current economic and political paralysis over-shadowing their once proud
 City? Despite Lasanod community’s daily struggles for basic 
necessities, The Hargaisa administration is adamant to favour 
perceptions of a military occupation of a piece of colonially charted 
land over and above the humans that rightfully inhabited it for 
centuries. From designing unequal business funding distributions, unfair
 trade balances to willful blindness of crumbling hospitals, the SNM 
militia will continue to push and fund its ideology in Lasanod through 
dollars raised from Lasanod.
The three stooges/thugs of Ina-Jeni-yare, ina-Cambashe and Ina-Habsade who
 are currently in the business of terror-control in lasanod seem to be 
all illiterate and oblivious to the malice of the Somaliland’s newest 
mantra_I will provide you with my bombs and bazookas but never my businesses.
However, whether or not Hagla-tosiye joins the above thugs, one thing
 is clear: While Khatumo’s new generation of business entrepreneurs and 
social service administrators organize and gain steam, 
the boys of kalshaale’s federal fever remains too hot for any cold secessionist ideology.
God Bless Khatumo State of Somalia
We are the Ones We have been Waiting for!
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